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“Oh, So That’s An MCL? My Bad.”, Or: Magee is Crocked
By: Martha |The dangerously well-informed Ives Galarcep broke the news this morning that Mike Magee (who, it seems, has been in the league since he was an infant) has a torn MCL and will be out until May. Super.
This news would be less galling had the injury just happened, and surgery was being done next Monday in [...]
Mmm … Dane Richards
By: Martha |Taking a cue from my inspired compatriot Laurie over at Beckham Central the LA Galaxy site, I’m going to devote several post over the next week or two to RBNY’s draft picks. Since I only know college soccer players if they’re from St. Louis (In case you were wondering, in a clear sign of an [...]
Mmm … Keepers with Bad Hair
By: Martha |As befits the team that employed Tony Meola during the worst of his bad (though he would have said “hot,” because he’s always been deluded that way) hair days, the Red Bulls today completed the signing of Dutch goalkeeper Ronald Waterreus* a man who has seriously bad hair in his past.
Though the official press release [...]
Rivaldo to RBNY?, Or: One Aging Brazilian’s as Good as the Next
By: Martha |Less than 24 hours after RBNY fans got the sad(ish) news that Ronaldo was in Milan, not New Jersey, ESPN Desportes has allegedly reported that Rivaldo — Ronaldo’s predecessor at Milan in the Much Heralded Brazilian Transfer department — received a great offer from an MLS side and will be officially in the league in [...]
Thursday News Roundup
By: Martha |•You may not have heard, but old man Reyna is now a Red Bull. He’s taking one of the team’s designated players slots and is tickled to bits to be playing near his childhood home, and reunited with Bruce Arena, who was his college coach. Because, when you come right down it, all anyone wants [...]
By Way of Introduction
By: Martha |Yes, I’m the same Martha who writes the Serie A blog. And yes, I’m obsessed with Italian football. I do, however, also live in New York City, and after moving here about 18 months ago I found myself getting slowly sucked into the insane, often depressing world that is the NY Red Bulls. (Or, if [...]
Captain Claudio is Coming!
By: Martha |This is in no way a proper introduction to this blog but since I’m late for work, it will have to do.
•I have major, major issues with Bruce Arena. He didn’t kill my puppy or sleep with me and never call or anything, but ever since he arrived in New York, his ego has made [...]






