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AROUND THE LEAGUE (Superliga Edition)
By: Dave Martinez |In the absence of any new Red Bull news (and since my pregame will be up shortly), here is the AROUND THE LEAGUE report, SuperLiga Edition:
FIRE IN THE HOLE! RED BULL PARK!
By: Dave Martinez |So, when we are beating the living bejeezus out of the likes of Scum and Revadouchanary’s league wide in Harrison Park, will we have to keep the noise level down? No feet stomping?
Why do I ask?
Well, if we are too loud, we might set off one of these:
Love to the ESC - DC Game
By: Dave Martinez |THAT is how one supports their club!
These guys are insane . . . I am buying season tickets damnit. Check this video out of Woly’s goal, directly from Pit 101, dedicated to all Scumetry reading these pages.
Be warned! Insane man yelling YA repeatedly! Turn down speakers at work!
UPDATES: Injury Report, Red Bull Park AND MORE!
By: Dave Martinez |That sad face? Yes, its the injured Jeff Parke. Out of action. *Thanks - Ives Galarcep*
Who Am I? What can you expect?
By: Dave Martinez |Ive posted the last few days, breathing some life back into what had unfortunately become a somewhat dead link to the rest of theoffside, and some may be wondering - who is this guy?
Im not one for SUPER long and tedious intro’s, so here goes. . . .
The Morning After . . .
By: Dave Martinez |So, we wake up this morning, grab our cups of coffee, stumble to the bathrooms to relieve ourselves of the gallons of beer and tubs of chicken wings we devoured while watching Becks, Cuat, and our beloved RED BULLS ROLL - and to our delight, this is what we see -
RBNY - FIRST PLACE - [...]
CLEAN UP THAT SCUM! Happy days are here again . . .
By: Dave Martinez |This is Fred, the face of DC’s frustrations, fits, and scumbagetry, showing us what he does when that Brazilian blood starts to boil and the Jogo Bonito goes out the window. Nice Cleats up red card *!$*!^*$&!$&*!!!!!!!!!
That was the icing on the cake for this Argie.
We WON! And we wiped off the scum [...]
UGH! Tweeking the pre-game.
By: Dave Martinez |Ok, I was quick to jump the gun, and like my night in A.C., I have had no luck at this prediction stuff.
First off, Conway is in nets.
Secondly, Dema MAY come on as a half time sub . . . .
Thanks to our boy Ives of course for those tidbits of fun
http://njmg.typepad.com/sbi/2007/07/red-bulls-pra-1.html
7/22 - THE SCUM v. RBNY
By: Dave Martinez |OVERVIEW:
The Bulls are reeling, but maybe, the small possibility of a Dema return can infuse some life into this bunch. Meanwhile, The scum come to town riding relatively high as far as their most recent streak of winning ways goes, but reality has also smacked DC in the face in the form of injuries. [...]
An Inspired Angel - All Star MVP, and other junk
By: Dave Martinez |Amongst the barrage of rumors about the alleged unhappiness of our DP du jour, JP Angel goes off and shows everyone what he is capable of, in an inspired, one goal, balls out performance.
I guess all he needed was a little service after all. . .







