

Dane Richards
Injury Analysis and Updates (including Etcheverry)
By: Dave Martinez |The Bulls are in for quite a test this season if the first three games are any indication.
Through 3 games, we have had 7 relevant injuries and a red carded player in Jeff Parke.
That equals roughly 14.5 missed games by individuals on this team in 3 games. 15.5 if you include Parke. […]
Jorge Rojas, Vinotinto Vet, and Chris Innes - Trialists
By: Dave Martinez |Who says we need to pilfer Chicago for all our acquisitions?
Jorge Rojas, 30, a Venezuelan National veteran with 78 caps to his name, and the infamous Chris Innes, former captain of the bankrupt and dying Gretna FC of SPL, are now on trial with the Red Bulls.
I knew there was a reason I waited till […]
Red Bulls 2008 Preview and Predictions
By: Dave Martinez |RED BULLS PREVIEW - 2008
Let me begin by saying - this is completely based on the team as currently configured. I know April 15th is right around the corner, and 2 signings can change everything, but this is the current situation.
With that said . . .
Lets begin with a Haiku . . .
Red […]
RED BULLS v CUBA TODAY! (well, 2 Bulls at least)
By: Dave Martinez |Tonite on Fox Soccer Channel at 8pm
Olympic Qualifiers begin!
USA v. CUBA in our backyard! Hey you never know . . . maybe the next Maykel Galindo will appear at our door steps!
This is going to be fun.
And guess what folks? We have representation!
Freeman and Altidore are the perceived locks for the starting […]
RICHARDS OUT 3 MONTHS!
By: Dave Martinez |Dane Richards has a torn MCL. He will not be on our pitch opening day. And we would be lucky if he started before a full THIRD of the season passes. Ce La Vie of a Metro fan.
Now ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take you backstage here at theoffside.com.
In our […]
Red Bulls Report : DANE INJURED, Reyna, Compliance Deadline, more
By: Dave Martinez |Though the World Wide Web is ABUZZ with THE OFFSIDE CUP (or not), we do have to focus attention back to the team we love.
The Bulls are off with their parent club in Salzburg. Red Bulls best reporters are on hand (Ives and Lewis for starters and enders) and they have ALOT to bring […]
MY TAKE: DANE RICHARDS as TRADEBAIT
By: Dave Martinez |( kudos to me for somehow being able to put up two legendary cartoon characters back to back in successive stories, and somehow, being able to make em fit the story. I am a GENIUS! )
I was Dane Richards greatest detractor early last season; the Jon Stewart to his George W. Bush, […]
ANOTHER CALL UP! INTERNATIONAL DANE RICHARDS
By: Dave Martinez |Thanks to theoffsiderules for this one (at least that is where I first heard it).
Dane Richards has been called back up for the Jammin Jamaicans!
And is listed as a forward. Hmmm. Ok? Wonder what Bora would have thought about that . . .
But anyway. Our youth corps continue […]






