

Red Bulls
POLL: Yes or No – Guillermo Barros Schelotto
By: Dave Martinez |After Warzycha benched the teams biggest threat for the teams biggest match (what a dope!), it should have sent warning shots in the minds of everyone associated with MLS.
Former All Star, MLS Cup Winner, Boca Jrs. Legend and league MVP Guillermo Barros Schelotto has just been asked to take a sizable pay cut by the [...]
Krupnik The Latest In Mass Red Bull Exodus
By: Dave Martinez |The team continues to undergo it’s offseason makeover. Leo Krupnik, formerly of Maccabi Haifa, has just signed on with Maccabi Netanya for an undisclosed sum. He appeared in only three games, starting in two.
If you are keeping score at home, that is now 9 players that started 2009 with the Bulls, who now [...]
Once Caldas Insist Osorio Is Their New DT, Despite His Recent Denials
By: Dave Martinez |Big Apple Soccer, home of everything New York Soccer, reports speaking to “El Professor” Juan Carlos Osorio about his move to Once Caldas. His reply?
“The offer is a very good offer,” he said. “The club is a very good club. I am considering the offer. However, I would like to stay in the [...]
Osorio Lands Head Coaching Gig With Once Caldas
By: Dave Martinez |If you were betting on Once Caldas of the Colombian Mustang division to be the first suckers to hire the preeminent Professor of the 4-5-1, grab yourself a boobie prize kid.
Juan Carlos Osorio is a head coach once more. He takes on a squad that is currently 8th in their table, with 7 wins, [...]
Walter Garcia Training At Leeds United
By: Dave Martinez |Leeds United, once tippy top dog of the First Division, has been relegated to the third division for the first time in it’s storied history. Today, a once ravaged squad stands as tippy top dog again, having it’s finances in order as well as their management, going undefeated in eight games, and taking an [...]
The World Series Finds A Home At Red Bull Arena
By: Dave Martinez |Jeter is breaking down the left flank, and he sends a beautiful cross to Johnny Damon.
Damon dribbles passed the defender and finds a wide open A-Rod!
A-Rod with a chipper to Matsui . . .
Matsui lines it up and hits a glancing head . . .
GOOOOOLLLLL MATSUI!!!! GODZILLA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
YANKEES LEAD 1-0!!!!
Ok, wrong World Series.
Jack [...]
Will Onalfo and Williams Be A Winning Solution?
By: Dave Martinez |The two times Curt Onalfo and Richie Williams were together in a playing capacity, they managed to take home the 1989 NCAA College Soccer National Championship at the University of Virginia and ten years later, the 1999 MLS Cup with DC United. They know each other, and have been proven winners stateside in the [...]
Recession Forces Taurine Fiends Into Criminal Lives!
By: Dave Martinez |You have heard stories about how this economic downturn has effected people from all areas of life, from the financial district to the local McDonalds. But what about the caffeine addicts out there? Well, for those who feel coffee just isn’t enough, but paying two dollars a can for Red Bull is too [...]
The Metro Reverse Curse Claims Zach Thornton
By: Dave Martinez |The Metro Reverse Curse lives.
What is the Reverse Curse? It is a temporary suspension of all footballing ability while wearing a Metro Bull kit that is magically cured once a player switches kits to another club. There are so many examples of this, but sticking to recent memory (and not in any order [...]






