Danny Cepero: Hottie

By: Dave Martinez | April 21st, 2009

Apparently, Danny Cepero is Tiger Beat material!

From the pages of CosmoGirl.com (and please, don’t ask me how I found this), Danny Cepero has been named one of the top MLS Hotties today!

Ew. Excuse me folks. Had a little bit of puke in my throat.

But don’t mind that! Ladies, please enjoy!

Here is an excerpt of the article:

Playa’ Profiles

Thought you had to travel abroad to look at some serious soccer hotties? Not anymore! We tracked down Major League Soccer’s most talented guys-next-door and got them to reveal some serious dating dirt! Find out what these cuties are looking for in a girl while staring at their steamy pics.

Ya. That’s steamy alright.

Wondering what he is looking for in a woman? Well, Cosmogirl.com answers that too!

KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE?

Absolutely necessary.

WHAT TRAITS MAKE YOU THINK “GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL”?

Someone who shares my sense of humor and my taste in movies.

ATHLETIC GIRLS: INTIMIDATING OR ATTRACTIVE?

Extremely attractive.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS:

Charismatic, quick-witted,and down-to-earth.

So ladies, if you want to get with Dashing Danny, you need to know three things; A) at least let him get to first base on the first date, B) you MUST enjoy his movie selections . . . . or else! and C) play some type of womens sport, like bowling.

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Gianfranco

mike that is up for debate!
Dave Martinez

I am wondering from the picture where in Chinatown he kicks the ball around in the middle of the night.
NolayupRule

hey all,

well its about time we had a sports figure who could so humility describe himself.

Charismatic, quick-witted,and down-to-earth.

he left off humble

but lets be honest, nothing is sexier than a man with a concussion
Dave Martinez

Well kissing leads to the overtheboobgrab, so I can justify it that way lol.

Good one.
mike.

That article was actually a pretty entertaining read, though it's a pity they couldn't find more single guys around the league.

Kissing is first base? I thought first base was the over-the-clothes boob-grab?