Jozy had the Green Apple Splatters

By: Dave Martinez | March 15th, 2008

For those critical of our boy Jozy’s play against Cuba the other day . . . let me ask YOU something . . . How would YOU have liked to run around for 45 minutes against a nations best players - all with an upset stomach.

Bigapplesoccer is reporting Jozy has been a little under the weather. A “stomach” problem is what we hear.

Lets do the math.

He had to drink alot of fluids. He couldnt go on the field after 45 minutes of play. He was sluggish and tired and made an unexpected and sudden exit.

Yup. Sounds like the Green Apple Splatters to me!

Well, he looks to have recovered well, just judging from his play against Panama.

You can catch Jozy tonite on FSC as our MNTU-23 face off against Honduras - 7pm tonite!

The rest of the Bulls will be playing a couple of states away - in Carolina. Catch that here.

Feel better Jozy! And good luck!

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• George |  March 15th, 2008 at 8:11 am

  
  
  

  I think you need to put the “http://” in your link, or else it doesn’t work.

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• Dave Martinez |  March 15th, 2008 at 8:38 am

  
  
  

  Good looks brother - thanks for the info!

  Beware imodium!

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• Jon |  March 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am

  
  
  

  Speaking for people whom hear or see things and visualize them in vivid detail, green apple splatters? Friggin GROSS!!!

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• Melissa |  March 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am

  
  
  

  This is the kind of hard hitting reporting The Offside needs to see more of.

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• Dave Martinez |  March 15th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

  
  
  

  hey, the guardian says we are too serious! I have to let loose on some green apple splatter talk!

  Let loose . . . ugh.

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