NEW SIGNING! IMMENSE POTENTIAL!

By: Dave Martinez | March 23rd, 2008

For all those who were waiting? Wait no more!

In lieu of our past performance at the Carolina Challenge Cup, we have found a saviour! May I introduce to you the FUTURE of RED BULL NEW YORK!

NAME: Matthew Dane Loureiro

WEIGHT:
12 lbs

HEIGHT: 18-24 inches tall.

HANDED: Right

HAIR COLOR: Black

EYE COLOR: Black

ATTRIBUTES:

+ Excellent dribbler
+ Great ball handling skills. Just look at the pic! He can easily be our 5th keeper!
+ BAD attitude - look at that face! Lando has NOTHING on em.
+ Snazzzzzzy Dresser! And quite the decorator!
+ And what a learner! He SOAKS in knowledge like a diaper!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT:

His middle name is after our own Dane Richards. No need to question THIS GUYS loyalty!

MY TAKE

Lets teach him early to play with his LEFT, and then we will have the LB or LM that we have been looking for! Perhaps even a CAM. Though his keepers prowess is beyond reproach, I think this young stud will be able to adopt to any position.

LOUREIRO! SAVE US!

Special thanks to Mr. Loureiro (quartz62) for creating this prospect - and for the pics too - congratulations man!



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  • Bob Kellett |  March 23rd, 2008 at 6:27 pm

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    Keep him away from the runny noses at daycare and he’ll probably be more match fit than Claudio Reyna most weeks.

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  • Dave Martinez |  March 23rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm

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    ooooooof. Bob lays down the hammer . . . but for the record, I didnt say it . . . . haha.

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  • David Berger |  March 24th, 2008 at 5:41 am

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    haha, awesome.

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  • quartz62 |  March 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

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    Thanks for the story. It came out great, if he takes after me we have LWB on our hands!!!!
    Great job man.

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  • Dave Martinez |  March 26th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

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    Hey man, thats all my pleasure. I appreciate the help putting it together!

    Loureiro = #1 Draft pick, 2022!

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