Ronaldo To Red Bulls. Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

By: Dave Martinez | December 4th, 2008

RONALDO IS LINKED TO THE RED BULLS. AGAIN.

I don’t know if I am posting this because of that hilarious picture supplied by Englands “Independent” (that poverty jersey is f’n classic!), or just laziness, but yes. Ronaldo is already being linked to the Red Bulls and their Portuguese rich neighborhood.

*yawn*

On top of that, the Independent takes the usual swipes expected when an overseas outlet discusses MLS

Major League Soccer is on the look-out for another marquee signing and Ronaldo would fit the bill. His ability should compensate for his lack of fitness in a league where effort is more prevalent than class.

“After all the sacrifices I’ve made, I want to end my career on a high note,” Ronaldo said in September. “My big motivation is the love I have for football. This entire battle I’m enduring because of my injury will only be worth it when I return.” New York, whose Red Bulls are building a new stadium close to a large Brazilian-Portuguese community, beckons.

*sigh*

What else can I say? Seriously. Every year, the same story. So I will leave this up to you guys – enjoy destroying the latest fatty to RB rumor (you know you like that rhyme).