Ronaldo To Red Bulls. Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

By: Dave Martinez | December 4th, 2008

RONALDO IS LINKED TO THE RED BULLS. AGAIN.

I don’t know if I am posting this because of that hilarious picture supplied by Englands “Independent” (that poverty jersey is f’n classic!), or just laziness, but yes. Ronaldo is already being linked to the Red Bulls and their Portuguese rich neighborhood.

*yawn*

On top of that, the Independent takes the usual swipes expected when an overseas outlet discusses MLS

Major League Soccer is on the look-out for another marquee signing and Ronaldo would fit the bill. His ability should compensate for his lack of fitness in a league where effort is more prevalent than class.

“After all the sacrifices I’ve made, I want to end my career on a high note,” Ronaldo said in September. “My big motivation is the love I have for football. This entire battle I’m enduring because of my injury will only be worth it when I return.” New York, whose Red Bulls are building a new stadium close to a large Brazilian-Portuguese community, beckons.

*sigh*

What else can I say? Seriously. Every year, the same story. So I will leave this up to you guys – enjoy destroying the latest fatty to RB rumor (you know you like that rhyme).

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• Laurie |  December 4th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  
  
  

  I saw him in that poverty match. It was exactly as you might expect from the photo, and he lasted all of about twenty minutes.

  Sorry, Independent. Ain’t no amount of ability that can compensate for THAT kind of lack of fitness.

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• Chris |  December 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

  
  
  

  We don’t want the fatty!

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• Dave Martinez |  December 4th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

  
  
  

  +1 on Chris and Laurels.

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• NoLayupRule |  December 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

  
  
  

  this would be interesting but wouldnt Ronaldo take up 2 roster spots?

  Plus he’d have to learn that in the US getting subbed has nothing to do with mayo or cheese

  It’d also be a shame to mess up our new field. He’d leave crater sized footprints everywhere.

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• Dave Martinez |  December 4th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

  
  
  

  NLR – POST OF THE YEAR! lol That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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• martha in miami |  December 4th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

  
  
  

  Oh no he didddent…lol, nlr! 2nd best post of yr…your *rolling in a bed of ones* about the dev. signing is still the best. We have more Brasilians here, so I expect him in 2010, and he will love the So. Beach shall we say umm *entertainment*, lol.

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• NoLayupRule |  December 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

  
  
  

  lol, thanks

  its funny because its true

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