The Red Bulls All-Rumor All-Star Team For 2010!

By: Dave Martinez | March 4th, 2010

raul When the kettle is whistling, everyone notices. And that is the story with the Red Bulls this offseason. The teams investment in a new Arena, advertising campaign and general flirtations with Thierry Henry have caused quite a stir in the soccer world, making Red Bull the perfect fodder for agents to use in contract negotiations.

How flattering.

How bad has it gotten? Bad enough to put together a pretty damn strong football team, that’s how!

So without further ado, The Red Bulls 2010 All-Rumor All Star Squad for 2010!

———-Raul—–Henry—-Zickler———
—————–ze Roberto —————–
Claudio Lopez –———————-T. Vailatti
—————– E. Davids ——————-
—–Sol Campbell – Marquez – Maldini ————
———————Nikolov——————–

This is the MLS version of “Galacticos” if you ask me. Share your thoughts on this crazy offseason below.

AFTERNOON EDIT:

Good insights made by the boys and girls of METROFANATIC today, as someone posted this entry up, and it was pointed out that some key names were omitted, while one stuck out like a soar thumb:

Dave Van Den Bergh
Figo! (DUH!!!!)

And Jonsson trialed with the team, so my lame attempt to find a defender to complete my 3-4-3 FAILED.

But thanks to HUTSKIZZLE, I have found my new defender . . . . SOL CAMPBELL. You, sir, are the MAN!

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Dave Martinez

Actually, Francesco, he is still being reported as such. We shall see what happens.
Francesco

Vailatti was linked with a move to the Red Bulls? Pretty interesting.
NolayupRule

I heard another rumor.

I heard that if Boynes was on the pitch for us this coming season I would be throwing batteries at his head and screaming at him the entire 90mins.

Why is it so hard to get a good team in NY? My beloved knicks and this fiasco of a team. Oh lord. Why?
Dave Martinez

Hmmmm . . . that is an awesome question. I would have to think about it.
Mike from linden

Who would win this All-Rumor team or the team players who succeded after leaving red bull/metrostars?