A Message From The Galaxy Blog (aka Another Lost Bet!!!)

By: Dave Martinez | July 19th, 2009
   

Dear RBNY fans,

Here’s the post I wanted to write.

So, after 90 minutes of playing in the sweltering mid-summer humidity of the Northeast and taking every opportunity to boo David Beckham in his return to MLS and the Los Angeles Galaxy for the 2009 season, we are left with this.

(1) The last time the Galaxy has to play on the raggedy carpet in the Swamplands ends in the first Galaxy victory there since 2000.

(2) The smoking hulk of Alfredo Pacheco who went up like a Bronx tenement in the 1970’s put to the torch by Landon Donovan.

(3) The sight of Juan Pablo Angel bricking a penalty kick, no doubt out of being on the receiving end of the kind of service that reminds one of a McDonalds run by tweakers.

(4) The greatest case of ball-watching in a midfield this side of gay porn.

In honor of this spectacular display, LA Galaxy Offside reader Glen came up with this picture that captures both the tenor of the game and the kind of season ya’ll are having

But, I read that over and I thought about how I felt about the MetroBulls and how much I like Angel, Stammler, Petke, Kandji, Hall and Zimmerman and how much I want the team to be competitive and I had to rewrite it. So here’s the actual one.

Dear RBNY Fans,

There’s always the CONCACAF Champions League. Don’t play there in the manner exemplified by this picture created by LA Galaxy Offside reader Glen.

Cheers,

Nathan HJ


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  • That’s Too nice, when it comes in india hope it can make a Rocking place for youngster.. hope that come true.
  • Very nice site!
  • jen
    Hey, Dave started it! I have the emails to prove it!
  • Igor
    We suck so much no one even wants to make fun of us.
  • Ya Lou. I lose all bets. My punishment is well deserved lol.

    It's been a tough season ladies and gents. We just have to move forward with a smile on our face.

    And if Nate would have lost this one? I had a great set of homoerotic Beck pics that would have "graced" his page.

    It's all good bro!
  • Lou
    The picture with the sheep, was an attempt by a galaxy fan to mock our team right? So that would be what i'm referring to.
  • Lou
    Nathan, all i'm doing is defending my team because your team took a cheap shot at us. Your club is definetly less than desireable, if a real team made fun of us like houston or chicago maybe I could grit my teeth and let it go, but criticism from one joke team to another is just rediculous. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  • Lou
    "Lou, whatever you think about our efforts at coming up with a harsh graphic, there is one thing that is still true: 2-14-4 vs. 6-3-9. We may not be the best.
    But we’re better than"

    Is that really viewed as an accomplishment? Congratulations, you're better than the worst team in MLS history, but your club is still a joke in it's own right.
  • Lou
    Hey that hurts, we're not red sheep... we're pink cows. Get it right.
    And really is that the best attempt galaxy fans can make at making fun of our team? I can probibly make fun of the red bulls better than they did, and I'm a red bull supporter.
    Are the galaxy fans really in a position to make fun of other teams? Their two highest profile players shared a public dispute, Your most famous player is a lieing fraud, and even though you're shown preferential treatment by the commissioner and league you still manage to only be average at best.
  • DaveMartinez
    dave martinez is a retard!
  • Mike S
    Noone could make Cepero look like a Bukake victim?
  • CUCS
    That's the best galaxy fans can do?????
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