

RBNY v Colorado: The Pictorial Evidence
By: Martha | May 13th, 2007
See that tarp? That’s how we pretend there aren’t 70,000 empty seats for every game. Are you convinced?

JPA prepares to do some damage. Sigh. We were all so optimistic before the game.

Notice three things here:
1)That man in the leather coat? I watch the game through his head. Pity me.
2)The lights are already on. It’s 3pm on a lovely spring day. And RBNY wonder where the money goes.
3)LOOK AT THAT CROWD! You can see why people get to games early — parking is a nightmare. /sarcasm

My man Dema gets some love from my (other) man Fernando Clavijo. I have no idea if they knew one another before but, given the amount of touching that went on, I sure as hell hope they did.

Just before it all went so terribly wrong.

“Dane, would it be possible for you to grow six inches and get a lot stronger, like, by halftime? Please?”

A bit like Gennaro Gattuso when he wears the armband and gets all fired up, Captain Dave ran more today than I’ve ever seen him run. Granted, it rarely worked out very well, but in game like this one effort alone is exciting.

Speaking of Captain Dave, this is how he looks when he’s exasperated and depressed.

And this is how Bruce looks when his team is making him throw up in his mouth. Yes, I know — it’s hard to tell. Trust me, he was pissed. I heard the threatening sigh.
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